"Bring Her Back" takes all of the nightmarish, horrifying explorations of grief and mortality touched upon in "Talk to Me" and attempts to strangle the audience with it. If we try to fight it, we will succumb to the darkness, but if we embrace it, the Philippous have such sights to show us.
Full Review: www.fangoria.com/bring-her-back-review/
When the world feels like it's on fire and atrocities are inescapable, there are few outlets for cathartic stress relief quite like a "Final Destination" movie. We're a culture plagued by existential dread already, so why not have fun shrieking, laughing, and judging people for their dumb decisions without consequence? Watching a film like "Final Destination Bloodlines" in a theater full of screaming strangers is my kind of community building.
Full Review: www.slashfilm.com/1855911/final-destination-bloodlines-review/
They already used my "be gay. do crimes. eat pussy." pull quote, so I've already hit my peak in of "catchy little zingers as a movie review."
But if they don't let Tricia Cooke and Ethan Coen make the rest of their lesbian trilogy, I will personally blackmail a republican senator until it happens.
Also, please consider this post as my official application for any lesbian basement makeout parties.
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT. Abigail just set the bar as the most fun you can have with a horror movie in 2024. Absolutely perfect performances, laugh out loud moments of humor, and tons of twists… or should I say pirouettes?
ABIGAIL IS HORROR ON POINTE.
Full review: www.slashfilm.com/1556898/abigail-review-ballerina-vampire-bloodbath-perfect-horror-movie/
[Overlook Film Festival 2024]
