George Bell Patron

You stan: Ryan Gosling. I stan: Paul Newman.
You stan: Kristen Stewart. I stan: Tuesday Weld.
Yes, I’m a late boomer.

Favorite films

  • Born Yesterday
  • Pickup on South Street
  • Tarnation
  • Taxi to the Toilet

All
  • Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway

    ★★½

  • I'll Love You Forever... Tonight

    ★★½

  • Splendor in the Grass

    ★★★

  • Citizens Band

    ★★★½

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Dawn: Portrait of a Teenage Runaway

1976

★★½ Rewatched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

I'll Love You Forever... Tonight

1992

★★½ Watched

Another ‘90s angsty gay indie, elevated by pseudo-arty black-and-white cinematography and some good scenes here and there, especially a bar scene between the nominal lead (Paul Marius) and another barfly (Steve Bollinger), the  type of young man who always goes home alone—a humane and touching bit in a film filled with fairly unlikeable characters. A very young Thomas Jane appears early on, shows more personality than anyone else in the film, and disappears. It’s no loss that films like this were extinct by the end of the decade. Queer as Folk in the aughts was more enjoyable.

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Conclave

2024

★★★ 4

Someone at the Vatican forgot to pay the electric bill, because Conclave is dark. Dark as in visually dark, not as in subject matter dark. And dark in a way that saps energy from the film and doesn’t take advantage of the few opportunities for visual flourishes. I could not at first tell if it was Fiennes or Tucci in extreme closeup in one scene. Is this the way movies are photographed now?

Conclave is a harmless, agreeable potboiler with each…

Compromising Positions

1985

★★★ 3

Frank Perry’s career after Rancho Deluxe is certainly one of diminishing returns, but it wasn’t until the ‘80s that he must have woken up nights in a cold sweat, wondering just what the hell had happened. Mommie Dearest, Monsignor, Hello Again (from Carrie Snodgress to Shelley Long) . . . I hope the man lived well, at least.

Compromising Positions must have been a balm. Perry was back in New York, working with his beloved New York actors, doing a story…