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All the Harry Potter movies are bad.

Favorite films

  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • Out of the Blue
  • Nashville
  • Aftersun

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  • Final Destination 5

    ★★½

  • The Final Destination

    ½

  • Final Destination 3

    ★★★½

  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★½

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Final Destination 5

2011

★★½ Liked Watched

Okay the ending is fucking awesome. Something I’ve noticed about these movies is a lot of the kills are water+electricity related….just saying. 

I would have given this 3 stars but the character “Isaac” played by P.J. Byrne is the worst and least funny performance I maybe have ever seen in a movie. I wanted him to die so bad so he wouldn’t be in the movie anymore and even his death sucked complete ass. Kinda shocking that actor has been in some pretty good movies since this one.

The Final Destination

2009

½ Watched

Completely unwatchable

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The Substance

2024

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Stuff that’s “campy” is usually in one ear and out the other for me but this was campy AND also had so much weight to it. You can really feel the love that went into making this, it demands you meet it on its and take it as seriously as it takes itself. Completely visceral fucking bad ass film making. I’m so glad I ate my hot dog before it started.

Thunderbolts*

2025

½ Watched

I didn’t watch this I just want to say you people really need to fucking stop going to see these