•THE SCENE!! THE FUCKING SCENE!! THAT FUCKING SCENE!!! FUCK ME!! I WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO THAT SCENE!! I WANT THAT SCENE TO MAKE SURE I DON'T WALK RIGHT FOR A WEEK!! I WANT MY THIGHS TO FEEL THAT BURN AFTER A NIGHT OF DANCING TILL ONES FEET FALL OFF!!! THAT FUCKING SCENE!! FUUUUUUUCK!! I WILL BE THINKING AND PONDERING AND FUCKING MARINATING MY SELF!! THAT SCENE!!! THAT FUCKING SCENE!! I'll be talking about it for a decade at least.…

This is the movie.
This movie is the hill I will die on.
This movie is my reason for being.
This movie is my salvation.
This movie is my hope.
THIS MOVIE HAD ME HOWLING WITH LAUGHTER OVER A FUCKING BUTT PLUG ONE MINUTE AND FUCKING CRYING ABOUT MY MOTHER THE NEXT!!
This movie is the only reason I didn't off myself in February when my water was turned off. And like as someone who routinely uses movies to stay…