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Favorite films

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning
  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning
  • A History of Violence
  • The Lady from Shanghai

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  • For Your Eyes Only

    ★★★½

  • Natural Born Killers

  • Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time

    ★★★★★

  • Evangelion: 3.0 You Can (Not) Redo

    ★★★★½

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Nickel Boys

2024

★★★★★ Liked 9

"You are a dreamer."

In W. E. B Du Bois' 1903 book The Souls of Black Folk (1903) he suggest the idea of "double conciousness" defined as "a concept in social philosophy referring, originally, to a source of inward 'twoness' putatively experienced by African-Americans because of their racialized oppression and disvaluation in a white-dominated society." This idea embraces the inherent sensation Black men and woman experience of seeing themselves as a person, an individual, while also having to see themselves…

Dune: Part Two

2024

★★★★★ Liked 7

“Power over Spice is power over all.”

I will never forget the day I watched the trailer for Dune. I had not read a book in a few years. I immediately got the book from my library. The story that unfolded is one of the absolute best I have ever read. So I was elated when Part One was as good as it was. And Part Two is a step up in virtually every way. A masterclass in epic filmmaking…

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For Your Eyes Only

1981

★★★½ Liked Watched

Ive always seen Mission: Impossible II as the most "James Bond" of the M:I franchise, so its funny watching this as I see it as the most "Mission: Impossible" of the Bond films. Certain sequences feel like direct inspirations for scenes in Fallout, Dead Reckoning, and The Final Reckoning. Anyways, what a blast! Much more grounded film, which the lack of kinda burnt me out when I started this Bond Binge. I love me some silly Bond, but I much…

Natural Born Killers

1994

Liked Watched

Director's Cut
Full on assault on the senses. Takes an obnoxious and in-your-face Tarantino story and just the best thing you could do with it. Give it to Oliver Stone who is on coke and mushrooms. The direction turns this from a horribly messy and annoying story into a stroke of genius. Its movies like this that make me like Tarantino even less. Somehow the craziest part of the film is Robert Downey Jr's silly little accent. God tier performances…

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Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★ Liked 16

Extremely gnarly with no pulled punches. This film has such an evil presence from the get-go. Even before the studio logos hit you already are hit with disturbing imagery that makes you feel gross and unsafe. Sally Hawkins is demented here, absolutely incredible performance that really displays her range. The manipulation on display is such a gross use of power it is beyond disturbing. Deeply upsetting, id even go so far as to say this is an evil film. Like…

SNL50: The Anniversary Special

2025

Liked 6

Where the fuck was Bill Hader