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Got a sick win on Cine2Nerdle with this bad boy

Coogler did it better

Floridians are actually that strong

As an Ape Enjoyer I decided to finally watch this series. Great ape content in this one. Human plotlines are really predictable and dumb tho. Apes together strong

Started promising but eventually “I have gone crazy and killed myself” starts to get old. Take a shot every time someone has a shallow character defining monologue instead of a normal conversation. You’ll die.

Horror movies need to go back to being hopeless and miserable like this 👍

I bestow upon this film the greatest honor I have:
Movie I Will Put On While Doing Things Around The House

Holy shit

Congratulations Scream for finally getting your first good sequel

My mind is blown by every facet of this film. The acting. The script. The story. The directing. All of it was awful. The worst movie I’ve seen in years 🏆

M A S T E R P I E C E

Put Justin Long in more shit right now!!!!!!!

Damn I need me a freak like that!!!!!!! 💯 😫🤤‼️
Pt. 2

Was gonna make a quickie but don’t have time. Here are the bullet points from the script

- Genuinely funny. Probably funniest db movie
- Animation looks much better than expected. Don’t be put off by it because it looks pretty cool in a lot of areas
- Pacing is pretty bad but that’s how every dragon ball movie is (and every shonen movie in general)  
- Goku and Vegeta are not really in it. Piccolo is the main character which automatically makes it good 
- If you’re a powerscaling fan who only cares about saiyans and whoever is strongest in the series this ain’t for you. This is for the people who like the side characters and the cute moments in DB
- Bulma wishes for a fat ass and that adds a whole star on its own

Congratulations to the Predator franchise for finally having its second good movie

This is the greatest movie I have ever seen

Like the original Top Gun but if it was good

Good distraction until Hellblade 2 comes out

Wait a minute those grown ass white men were buggin this movie owns

Watch it and have fun before film Twitter tells you it’s overrated

Damn I need me a freak like that!!!!!!! 💯 😫🤤‼️

Every time I watch JJK I am reminded of how mid Demon Slayer is

Damn those white folk can run!!!

I’ve decided to watch every 90s/early 2000s boner comedy I can find. In this one a character looks straight into the camera and says “Boner time.”

Good but in a bad sort of way. Go watch it.

We should have more anti-Caucasian revenge fantasies

Havent seen a “good” movie in theaters since 2019. Finally I feel alive again.

Why would you reveal the mystery of your movie trilogy in the first ten minutes

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

This time it’s predator but with jokes

Why do all of these movies have the same music 

Why did they think the predator soundtrack was iconic enough to warrant all of the movies sounding the same

This review may contain spoilers.

They kill Newt offscreen??????????????? 😡🤬🤬😡👿👿👿

This movie was cute. My friend showed it to me and I didn’t know what to expect but she just said “what if the power rangers villains were the main characters” and that’s accurate. Actually made me laugh a few times. Not a great movie but a fun B list flick

Rich Evans is in it too??

This movie was watchable. Literally exactly what you expect. I didn’t hate it. 

Good: 
- Idk they say the Fuck word and it’s funny a few times 
- Saw song is still cool 
- The cut to credits legitimately made me laugh 

Bad: 
- Hilariously predictable twists
- a few traps left me saying “that wouldn’t kill you” which makes them less scary 
- Editing is funny but it would have been nice to see this directed by someone different

I didn’t expect to love this as much as I do. After the predator movies made me mad I decided I want more Arnold so I watched this. It was sick

Good: 
- Practical effects are insane 
- Story is gripping and has genuinely exciting twists
- Arnold being cute and silly 

Bad:
- Girl character is lame
- Actually most people who aren’t Arnold are lame

I never want to watch another predator movie. I forgot that every “horror” movie from this era is dog ass. This makes the previous movie look like a masterpiece. Not even fun to watch as a joke

Good:
- Nothing

Bad:
- Everything

This is the second predator movie I watched. I realized very quickly that this was a mistake

Good:
- Fleshes out the predator mythology
- cool good guy predator that helps the lady fight the dumb aliens 
- Predator and alien props are okay 

Bad:
- bad story
- bad humans
- aliens and predators are made less powerful and less cool 
- why would predators ever hunt humans if they already created aliens to hunt

I decided to watch all of the predator movies.

So far this is the only good one 

Pros: 
- Rly good effects
- Arnold charisma is very fun to watch 
- Predator itself is iconic and it’s easy to see why the creature is so popular just based on one movie 
- Final battle is just a half hour of a dude fighting an alien with no dialogue

Cons:
- Girl character has silly trope of “ethnic character explains the mythology of the movie”
- Shane Black bad pussy jokes