Declan R

“Oh wow, you’re a fan of Lincoln (2012)? Name its best album” - @flowfficial

Favorite films

  • Lincoln
  • Star Wars
  • The Apartment
  • Her

All
  • Hitman

  • Charade

    ★★★½

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • Rebel Moon – Part One: A Child of Fire

    ★★

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Hitman

2007

Watched

An almost incomprehensible disaster from every angle imaginable. Pretty much everything went wrong here. 

To start off simply, Timothy Olyphant’s casting as Agent 47 may actually be the worst casting I have ever seen. I’m not even a massive fan of the “Hitman” games (only dabbled with them, at some point I’ll play the “World of Assassination” game), but I cannot conceive of why he was picked to play Agent 47. He looks ridiculous thru out, like he’s wearing an…

Charade

1963

★★★½ Liked Watched

Solid, fun Audrey Hepburn and Cary Grant film. While I have seen films starring both of them, this feels like the most “representative” film for each of their personas that I have seen so far. So for that alone I feel comfortable recommending this caper.

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Looney Tunes: Back in Action

2003

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

The greatest legacy of Space Jam 2 is, without question, the fact that it caused people to properly re-evaluate this film.

Now in someways I am completely incapable of reviewing this film, since this was one of those films I watched all the time as a kid. If I was being objective with my score, it would probably be a 3.5, but nostalgia helps make it a 4. I will say that rewatching this film did remind me how this…

And Starring Pancho Villa as Himself

2003

★★★★½ Liked 2

Well this is a complete surprise. First let me start off by saying I had literally never heard of this movie before stumbling across it on HBO. That fact honestly caught me off guard, given how this movie looked like a quality historical drama made with well known actors. When I began watching though, I realized I had heard of the movie’s story before. It was from, of all places, an old Cracked article on lost films. So it was…