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Favorite films

  • The Girls
  • Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
  • Much Ado About Nothing
  • Sleuth

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  • Dragonball Evolution

    ★½

  • ★★★

  • Unstoppable

    ★★★½

  • Romeo + Juliet

    ★★★★

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Bed and Board

1970

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

antoine doinel is a certified giver upper. if at first you don’t succeed, do something else. he tries to dye flowers red and they somehow end up dead and smoking and he immediately quits his job. the only thing he was adamant about in this movie was naming his child alphonse and I think that’s mainly because his wife wanted to name the child ghislain and ghislain is an awful name. be like antoine and give up! be a part-time…

Confessions of a Shopaholic

2009

★★★ Liked 3

whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I will stare at this picture of josh holloway which seems to trigger some type of inherent calming sensation within me and if that doesn’t work i’ll put on this movie and i’ll typically calm down by the time hugh dancy appears at the hot dog stand but unfortunately this time neither of these tried and true methods had any efficacy and I watched this entire movie with my heart racing like it was a psychological thriller and not a movie about a girl addicted to buying ugly shoes

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Dragonball Evolution

2009

★½ 1

this movie seems to piss a lot of you dragonballers off but as a member of genpop I can say this seems about on par with a CW pilot for a show I would have zero interest in continuing. I liked it when he put a bunch of gel in his hair and then slid on his head on the top of a car and it made a bloooop sound. happy pride month

1997

★★★ Liked Watched

they should’ve sent a poet.” 

it’d be a real shame if they remade this movie now…and instead of bill clinton they got our current president…and someone else decided to impress jodie foster…

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The Princess Bride

1987

★★★★★ Liked 22

buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

2003

★★★★½ Liked 20

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