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THE BEST CINEMATIC EXPERIENCE THAT EDGAR COCHRAN HAD IN HIS ENTIRE LIFETIME.

To them I will give within my temple and its walls, a memorial and a name, better than sons and daughters; I will give them an everlasting name that will endure forever.
-Isaiah 56:5

How do you sur Sátántangó (1994)? How are you supposed to beat the best, most comprehensive, emotionally edifying, spiritually cathartic and humanly complete cinematic experience of one’s life?

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A REVIEW FOR MY #1 FAVORITE FEATURE FILM OF MY ENTIRE EXISTENCE, AND MAYBE FOREVER WITH A 99.95% PROBABILITY.

Don't read it as a review, but as a magazine article. This is the longest thing I have ever written about one single film, but it is also the only review that made me cry out of sentiment while constructing it.

Before starting to construct a modest, fully developed essay about Béla Tarr's Sátántangó, let's make a nostalgic resume about some…

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Essential, hard-hitting Jamaican iconoclast statement against the claws of greedy capitalism as a cause of the cinematic existence of neorealism as a genre, with none other than reggae legend Jimmy Cliff at the lead. Django (1966) becoming a foreshadowing parallelism is perhaps the most inventive meta moment throughout since both protagonists execute justice in their own . This is obvious and goes without saying,…

WARNING. The following movie has:

1) 237 minutes in length
2) The movie title appearing after one hour of running time
3) A drag
4) Tosatsu
5) Kung-fu
6) Sex
7) Genital gore
8) Ultraviolence
9) Lesbians
10) A "Virgin Mary"
11) Erections
12) Kung Fu ass-kicking female teens
13) Psychotic menopausal female maniacs
14) Pornographic furniture
15) A Joshuu 701-gô: Sasori (1972) tribute with a pinky film spoof character called "Miss Scorpion"
16) Love
17) Romance
18) "Exposure"
19)…