The white guy wrote a book called boner 💀💀

Giant gaping butthole in the sky eats Californians

Edit: this review unfunny as hell I’m so sorry to the world and Jordan Peele no one deserved this

Great first draft! Excited to see when it’s finished

I thank god and all that is holy for letting me exist in the same time on earth as Ryan Gosling

I hope the first person to watch this as tiktok clips gets hit by a car

The Boy And The Heroin

Like a warm hug from a friend you haven’t seen in years all while crying in their shoulder over and over again about how much you missed them

You can sit and ponder the very nature of existence and grief. Juggling the choice of letting go or staying. Asking yourself if you really had enough time with someone you love before that time runs out.

Or you can crank 90’s and build a block tower

40 minutes in Robotnik confirms he’s bisexual

I watched it high and Sebastian was freaking me the fuck out

Imagining 50 cent watching this in the theater got me giggling