Sinners

2025

★★★½ Liked 2

Nobody’s ready for how much talk there is about eating pussy in this movie

tick, tick... BOOM!

2021

★★★★ 12

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

No Hard Feelings

2023

★★★ Liked 8

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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes

2024

★★★ Watched

The monkeys look so real and they are my friends. Except the scary ones, they are not.

Zola

2020

★★★ 11

Shout out to the weirdest penis I’ve ever seen on-screen

Sound of Freedom

2023

★★ 3

A movie about reuniting stolen children with their families, brought to you by the people who gleefully ed separating immigrant families at the border.

Splits the difference between QAnon bait and regular flavor right-wing Christian “conservative cinema.” Exploitation movie filtered through the church doesn’t hit right but the bigger issue is all the boring cliches

Disingenuous in several different ways but I like that people think it’s well-meaning and important instead of a misleading sensationalized grift lining people’s pockets and doing fuck all to stop trafficking but these folks have a tough time with reality

Nope

2022

★★★★½ Liked 16

Jordan Peele really made a sci-fi blockbuster mocking the industry, about how audiences (“The Viewers”) chew up artists and spit them out, commodify trauma, all the while advocating for the majesty of moviemaking magic and practical effects and analog tech while spiting digital and paying utmost respect to the below-the-line cast and crew. Child actors and minorities’ treatment in Hollywood compared to its treatment of animals. 

Honestly blown away right now. Brilliant! A spectacle that examines spectacle and all the…

Reptile

2023

★★ Watched

False advertising (no reptile)

Kneecap

2024

★★★½ Liked Watched

Finally a movie that dares to suggest, "drugs can be good"

Sick of Myself

2022

★★★★ Liked Watched

A movie about committing to the bit

We Live in Time

2024

★★ 1

Genuinely in awe that this isn’t based on some horrible bestselling book

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Mountainhead

2025

★★ Watched

“What if SUCCESSION was a feature-length broad comedy about billionaires ruining the world via AI?” It would be insufferable!