Kurt Wimmer's rapturous ode to Milla Jovovich's tight midriff and hips, perpetually keeping low-rise leather pants held up (though they threaten to expose Jovovich's mons pubis with any given movement).

"Ultraviolet" is certainly immediately identifiable as a Wimmer picture: a grossly over-ambitious, wildly over-the-top, and utterly baffling sci-fi tale about futuristic vampire ninjas, CyberCatholicism, and viral pandemics that's been mercilessly hacked to death and bandaged with horrible dubbing in the editing bay by some studio lunkhead. "Ultraviolet" has a bizarre…