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Favorite films

  • Blood and Black Lace
  • Possession
  • Serial Mom
  • House

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  • Beyond the Darkness

    ★★★

  • Bring Her Back

    ★★★★

  • Toolbox Murders

    ★★★½

  • Assault on Precinct 13

    ★★★★½

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Videodrome

1983

★★★★★ Liked Watched

James Woods sticks a PPK in his stomachussy and this still isn't even the weirdest Cronenberg film

It's the type of movie you love, but it also makes you hate how much you love movies and just having a screen stuck in your face all the time with ever increasing violence and sexual ads and content becoming normalized

I think the groups in the film were really thought out and put together as well with their motivations for past present…

Deep Red

1975

★★★★ Liked 3

"Ok so we have this scene where the protagonist is escaping through a window and crawling down the side of an 18th century building, do you think we should have some sort of dark dramatic sound?"

Argento: yeah I'm gonna need a 30 second kazoo solo followed by the slickest bass riff and drum fills from 1975 to come in over the top of this at 3000% audio

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Beyond the Darkness

1979

★★★ Watched

They had Goblin work in an instrumental BOING sound effect during the score for a jumpscare with the corpse falling out of a wardrobe 😭 Goblin had the coolest gigs in the world

Oh lord, I have never been so wrong about watching a movie based on it's letterboxd summary. I thought this was going to be some sort of early Warm Bodies, or a weird romantic take on Weekend at Bernies.

Nope, straight up Troll 2 Italian gore sleeze…

Bring Her Back

2025

★★★★ Watched

Rituals, soul transferring, demons, and a very biting case of intrusive thoughts gone wrong.

Feels like one of those movies new generation horror fans are going to have core memories around certain scenes. Even if it's not everyone's favorite flavor.

Sally Hawkins and the entire family carry the non gruesome portions of this film, with her best acting even above The Shape of Water imo. And please make sure Jonah Wren Phillips is doing alright. My boy went through some things here 💀

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Assault on Precinct 13

1976

★★★★½ Liked Watched

In 1976 John Carpenter answered the age old question "What if you took a zombie survival movie and gave all the zombies silenced guns?"

This of course is a lot more terrifying in reality than it sounds on paper

Final Destination Bloodlines

2025

★★★½ 2

They need to decomission the penny already

These movies hit so much harder when they're spaced apart more than a few years imo. Idk if it's a fatigue from watching them all so close back-to-back that maybe desensitized my reaction to the sudden deaths and the twists of what would kill them at the right moment. Bloodlines twists felt a lot more on point and fun while losing just enough of the predictability to keep you on edge. That entire…