girls asking for a lanky 6’11 skinny gamer? you dont want a boyfriend you want mike teevee

i aint never seen two pretty armie hammers. its always both of them gotta be ugly

“where are the lobsters? who wants lobster? lobster?” finally someone to appreciate willem dafoe’s lobster

somehow better class commentary than joker

saint bored

meryl streep telling florence pugh to marry rich has strong money money money in mamma mia energy

i dont know about you! but im feeling 22!

turned off la la land on christmas day to watch the superior ryan gosling emma stone romance

the way they show cameron diaz experience english culture and its just her shouting mr brightside

need a fairy ghost of christmas present to beat jeff bezos into paying his employees more

d - demonstrate value
e - engage physically
n - nurturing dependance
n - neglect emotionally
i - inspire hope
s - spike his tea with poison mushrooms

colin firth plays gay men so well im least convinced by any straight performance of his, its just unrealistic