Jacob Mallott Pro

If I had the skills, talent, or drive I'd work at Pixar.

Favorite films

  • A Serious Man
  • Sorry to Bother You
  • Paprika
  • Airplane!

All
  • Thunderbolts*

    ★★★½

  • Unedited Footage of a Bear

  • Let's Start a Cult

    ★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

    ★★★★

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Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★½ 5

There's a ing resemblance to Lewis Pullman so I couldn't stop imagining Chris Fleming crushing in the Bob role. No offense to Pullman, he was great.

Alts in the comments, may contain spoilers.

Let's Start a Cult

2024

★★★ Watched

"Sick piñata! Is that beer smoking weed?"

"That's one of the coolest ways I've ever busted!"

Lovably dumb. I went to high school with that guy. Literally.

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Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

2023

★★★★ Watched

It's getting so weird that they focus so much on the character of Ethan Hunt (not actually interesting), without ever really acknowledging how old Tom Cruise is (impossible to ignore at this point, more compelling than the stunt show itself). Will this 60-something cult leader man-child ever acknowledge his mortality? His face is 10 years younger on the poster than in the film.

But this one really works for me. As silly as The Entity is, it's at least borrowing…

Sinners

2025

★★★★ Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.