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Favorite films

  • Animalympics
  • Cats Don't Dance
  • Phantasm
  • Metamorphosis

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  • Kim Possible Movie: So the Drama

    ★★★★½

  • The Legend of the Stardust Brothers

    ★★★★★

  • Demon Seed

    ★★★

  • Kim Possible: A Sitch In Time

    ★★★½

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Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

1994

8

Ruh Roh Raggy! #7

One of the greatest scams of my generation.

I still suffering through this as a very young child, so young I’m kinda amazed I have memories of this. That’s how bad this sucked, it became a defining memory for me.

I getting excited to watch it, I was a big fan of Scooby even then, but that excitement vanished pretty quick once SCOOBY FUCKING LEAVES THE FILM FOR 30 MINUTES! I even my…

Godzilla Fest 5: All Monsters Showdown

2024

★★★½ Liked 4

A Walk Amongst Monsters #120

Jet Jaguar gets his own Gigan scythes and rocket-punches one of them into Ghidorah’s chest. What a Chad.

Godzilla continues to beat the shit out of former foes in these little annual shorts. It’ll never get old, watching Godzilla land a right hook on Ghidorah’s head is worth it alone. 

Both G-man and Jet Jaguar get to whoop ass, and get their asses whooped. Ghidorah ain’t no bitch, and even though his suit requires more…

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Demon Seed

1977

★★★ Liked Rewatched

A sentient polyhedron decapitates Beef from Phantom of the Paradise.

Rest of the film was aight

The Mighty Gorga

1969

2

A Walk Amongst Monsters #123

Everybody Walk the Dinosaur! #13

I’m Alive! Still kicking and still loving film. I just haven’t cared all that much about Letterboxd recently, but I still plan on reviewing films - if only stuff that I’m making ranking lists on. We’ll see.

But what a film to come back to. This no-budget wannabe King Kong trash heap did its best to kill my brain cells during its (thankfully) short runtime.

It’s King Kong. But worse…

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28 Weeks Later

2007

★★½ 11

100% rooted for rage dad to tear his little shit kids apart for literally causing “Zombie Apocalypse 2.0”. 

How dare this movie think I should sympathize with those two fucking assholes after they break rule no. 1 and cause the deaths of hundreds.

Suzume

2022

★★★★★ Liked 21

“I feel like I’m in Whisper of the Heart!”

Pure magic.

There’s a large group of people on Letterboxd that hate Makoto Shinkai’s films and I’m so glad I’m not one of them.

I don’t care if it’s cheesy, or if it’s saccharine, or if he loves using similar tropes in his films, because I adore every single second of these films.

They fill me with such overwhelming joy and elation. Any time I watch Your Name or Weathering with…