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Favorite films

  • Dune: Part Two
  • Interstellar
  • Society of the Snow
  • Ferris Bueller's Day Off

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  • Analyze That

    ★★

  • Analyze This

    ★★★

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★½

  • Ballerina

    ★★★★½

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Thunderbolts*

2025

★★★★★ Liked 2

MCU IS BACK—wait no, scratch that—MCU NEVER LEFT. Not for me, at least. I’ve been riding this Marvel train through the highs, the lows, the weird multiverse loops, and yeah—even the “eh” moments. But no matter what, I always find something to love.

And Thunderbolts* ? OH. MY. GOD. This one hits different. It’s not just a superhero flick—it’s like Marvel looked in the mirror and went, “Okay, what are we really trying to say here?” You can feel it:…

Interstellar

2014

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

DAMNN, ABSOLUTE CINEMA!!!!

Listen. I’ve seen Interstellar so many times. I know the plot, I know the twists, I know exactly when it’s gonna hit me in the feels. BUT THIS TIME? THIS TIME WAS DIFFERENT. I made time to watch it in IMAX. WHY? Because this is how this masterpiece was meant to be experienced, and I would NOT forgive myself if I missed out on it.

Tired after a long day? Who cares. The second the screen lit…

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Analyze That

2002

★★ Watched

The film? Whatever. The bloopers? That’s the real feature presentation.

Analyze This

1999

★★★ Watched

Pretty sure it’s not Paul Vitti who needs therapy. Dr. Ben Sobel’s the one two steps away from a full-blown panic attack.

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Ballerina

2025

★★★★½ Liked 4

Ballerina isn’t just a spin-off—it’s a cold, calculated extension of the John Wick mythos, dressed in elegance but moving with deadly intent. Ana de Armas doesn’t play a character so much as embody a force. There’s something unnerving in her stillness, something electric in her silence. She doesn’t need to raise her voice—her presence does the heavy lifting.

Her performance carries that same grim poetry we associate with Wick: restrained, relentless, and carved out of quiet rage. But where Wick…

Ash

2025

★★½ 1

Only the third act was interesting, and the scoring was decent. The rest? I was just staring at Eiza’s face the whole time.

Eiza’s expressions throughout the movie: 
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