noahcentineofan

I like pure trash and movies about real sad guys

Favorite films

  • Nashville
  • The Big Sleep
  • Cléo from 5 to 7
  • Sorcerer

All
  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★½

  • Clueless

    ★★★★

  • Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

    ★★½

  • Borderlands

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The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★½ Liked Watched

Great stuff! Simultaneously one of his darkest movies and one of his most sentimental. Great performances all around and some truly laugh out loud funny moments. I’m especially glad I saw this with a fellow art history nerd who elbowed me every time he recognized a painting.

Clueless

1995

★★★★ Liked Rewatched

My favorite part of rewatching this was seeing all the little details they include to show that the gay guy is gay. The best one is in one scene where he’s reading William S Burroughs’ Junky in class

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Plump Fiction

1997

½ Watched

My boyfriend showed me this and now I’m considering breaking up

Queer

2024

★★★★ Liked Watched

This is the sort of messy, sad, gorgeous, sexy movie that queer films should aspire to be. Not everything here worked for me, but I love how Luca swung for the fences at every opportunity.