Robert Hayes Patron

I just really like movies.

Favorite films

  • Metropolis
  • Vertigo
  • Fargo
  • American Psycho

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  • Oui, Girls

    ★★★

  • Pro-Ball Cheerleaders

    ★★★

  • Living in a Big Way

    ★★★½

  • Body Double

    ★★★★

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Where East Is East

1929

★★★ Watched

🎵Now the moral of this story is cuff yo bitch, 'cause hey...🎵
She might try to steal your future son-in-law.

Decent for a late silent melodrama. A good, subtle makeup for Lon Chaney.

Doctor of Doom

1979

★★½ Watched

Tim Burton looking like goth McLovin

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Oui, Girls

1981

★★★ Watched

An insurance claims investigator (Paul Thomas) and his sort-of girlfriend (Anna Ventura) go undercover as a married couple at a swingers resort to investigate the suspicious death of the owner's previous wife. This is porn, so...not much investigating, plenty of fucking. Considering that this took place at a swingers retreat, there could have been more variety than there was, but what was on offer was certainly hot. One of the standout scenes was between Sharon Kane and some guy named…

Pro-Ball Cheerleaders

1979

★★★ Watched

A lot of balling happens, all of it off the field... This was a silly porn comedy with the expected double entendres and overly broad performances. It was what it was, and it was ok. Highlights for me were a girl/girl between Candida Royalle and Jennifer West and Lisa de Leeuw taking it up the butt in the rain. Was not expecting incest (sort of) and pegging, though. And then there was the ending: more movies should end with a…

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A Time to Kill

1996

★★★★ Liked 1

"Yes, they deserved to die, and I hope they burn in hell!"

Case closed.

The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

2002

★★★★½ Liked Watched

Top 50 Unwatched #23

Finally finished the trilogy, and like the first one, the three hours ed by like it was nothing. Lots of great character moments (which led to more familiar memes), a deepening of the drama, all building to the epic Battle of Helms Deep. Just, wow.