Grim reaper was on his Olive Garden shit: “when you’re here you’re FAMILY!”

Michael Cera arrives to the Wes Anderson world like a well-fitted shoe you put on for the first time. You question where have you been my whole life. Can you stay forever? I hope they work forever.

Yes, I too, wish I watching Ready or Not or Cabin in the Woods or playing the damn game instead. David F. Sandberg deserved a better horror script to work off of.

I know Ryan did not make my ass froth at the mouth over wanting to transport to 1932 for at least a few hours. I get live blues performances, then get bit, and then get the Irish Lumineers?What a steal! Coachella could never.

Daffy ain’t looney, he just got really bad ADHD! Also love how Wayne Knight is in two theatrical Looney Tunes movies. Love that for him.

I swear Nolan traveled through Space and back to teach us puny humans the intergalactic power of love. Hits different after experiencing loss and dreading the age of time, especially when you’re watching it in the same IMAX screen as you did your first time around a decade ago. Truly an unreal experience unlike any other and probably my favorite Nolan film ever.

Please, they’re just a couple from Williamsburg.

Todd Phillips really put the HA in being a HAck.

A phenomenal, cerebral, enraging portrait of the Black experience in the Jim Crow south. RaMell Ross’ 1st person POV style goes beyond with bold editing and period spanning storytelling. I’m speechless and need to scream into a void.

Also: i’m like of four Black people in this awards screening and Q&A rn and ngl, I feel crazy. Don’t let a white dude look at me in the eye today.

Gonna need to give my rating long after I parse my rage and distressed emotions.

All these years and I never noticed the other father is wearing Monkeybone slippers. But also I didn’t know what Monkeybone was till now lol.

A better Irish love letter of a movie than BELFAST and the best music biopic of the 2020s. Truly sets the bar so high, next to Rocketman. It’s like Straight Outta Compton in the stylish way of Trainspotting. So many Boyle-isms here as if it’s ashamed of the biopic conventions and finally gave it a shock to the system. 

Right when the band addresses how hip hop gave Black people a voice and how they intend to do the same against the Brits, I instantly adopted them like the country did to Ayo. 

And if I start saying “my nigga, the Irish,” what then?!