Noah Duzent Pro

Favorite films

  • The Apartment
  • The Life of Chuck
  • Big Fish
  • Iron Man

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  • The Kennel

    ★★★

  • The Incredible Hulk

    ★★★

  • Dogma

    ★★★★½

  • Ballerina

    ★★★½

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Star Wars: The Last Jedi

2017

★★★★★ Liked 1

that Futurama episode where Fry is asked to write a sitcom episode so aliens don't destroy the Earth? After writing a generic, predictable plot Leela goes off script and tries to do something that she thinks would impress the aliens more. The aliens HATE it. She then says, "Why don't they like this? It's unexpected and it's clever." To which Fry responds:


"But that’s not why people watch TV! Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared!"



Anyway, you could search all media for decades and not find a better quote that describes the reaction to this movie.

Blue Jay

2016

★★★★ Liked 1

Whenever you lose a romantic partner your friends always tell you "there are plenty of fish in the sea," which is true, but in a way it's also a lie. There are big fish, small fish, beautiful fish, fast fish, and fish with weird eyes. However, no matter how many different kinds of fish there are, no two are the same.

You could spend your whole life looking for a replacement, and maybe find a prettier fish, or a more…

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The Kennel

2025

★★★ Liked Watched

Klan should be killed with swords in cinema more often

The Incredible Hulk

2008

★★★ Liked 4

People say this movie is bad, but nobody puts themselves in the shoes of someone going to the theater in 2008. Imagine watching Valkyrie, that dumb Jim Sturgess/Kevin Spacey card counting movie, Hancock (good GOD Hancock?), Drillbit Taylor, the non Transformers Shia Labeouf spy movie, What Happens in Vegas, the M. Night Shyamalan movie where the plants kill everybody, Quarantine, The Mummy 3: Tomb of the Dragon whoever the fuck, Vantage Point, the Will Ferrell basketball movie that has…

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Nosferatu

2024

★★★★ Liked 1

Little Women for My Chemical Romance fans

The Marvels

2023

★★★ Liked 2

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.