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This is literally just a typical production of Cats, y'all are overreacting like hell. "Weirdest movie ever?" Come on. I'm a theatre kid. I've had weirder shit for breakfast.
That said, Cats is such a shitty musical that a painfully average production of it is still REALLY bad
The most insulting adaptation since The Last Airbender. An absolutely worthless piece of dogshit that sucks every compelling element out of an incredible book series and deforms it into an unrecognizable pulp. Every character is uninteresting, every directorial choice is incomprehensible, every scene is indescribably awful in its own unique way. Avoid this movie at all costs, especially if you have even the slightest attachment to the original source material.
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
When she taught them R I was like "Man I hope they use R on her in the final battle" and then THEY DID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Poetic cinema