Megamind vs. the Doom Syndicate

2024

½ Watched

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Saving Christmas

2014

½ 22

This is an extremely funny movie and I would recommend that everyone watch it

Cats

2019

18

This is literally just a typical production of Cats, y'all are overreacting like hell. "Weirdest movie ever?" Come on. I'm a theatre kid. I've had weirder shit for breakfast.

That said, Cats is such a shitty musical that a painfully average production of it is still REALLY bad

The Emoji Movie

2017

92

At one point one of the main characters says "Ok, buzzkill", and at that moment I got down on my knees and prayed to God, thanking Him for the fact that this movie didn't release two years later.

Still better than Cars 2.

Tall Girl

2019

11

So then I said to her "Taylor Swift? More like Taller Swift" and the entire class laughed. The teacher laughed too and started clapping. Soon the entire school was applauding and the local news came to do a story on me and my amazing joke

Artemis Fowl

2020

½ 44

The most insulting adaptation since The Last Airbender. An absolutely worthless piece of dogshit that sucks every compelling element out of an incredible book series and deforms it into an unrecognizable pulp. Every character is uninteresting, every directorial choice is incomprehensible, every scene is indescribably awful in its own unique way. Avoid this movie at all costs, especially if you have even the slightest attachment to the original source material.

What's Up: Balloon to the Rescue!

2009

½ 2

THE DEMON OF BABYLON DISGUISES HIMSELF WITH THE COAT OF THE RIGHTEOUS

Going Overboard

1989

Watched

I laughed 0 times

The Star Wars Holiday Special

1978

Rewatched

The most oppressive the Empire has ever felt in any Star Wars media. Andor will just have to settle for second place in this regard.

The Star Wars Holiday Special

1978

34

Better than Rise of Skywalker

Madame Web

2024

Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Death Note

2017

44

This is the hardest I've laughed in a long time