James has written 104 reviews for films during 2025.

All That Jazz

1979

★★★★★ Watched

If the ending song so horrific and disturbing then why so catchy

Muppets Most Wanted

2014

★★★★ Watched

My biggest shame is not seeing this movie in theaters, I'm sorry for failing you Muppets Most Wanted (2014)

The Warriors

1979

★★★½ Watched

Masai is the best character in this by a landslide, dude did nothing but aurafarm

Princes and Princesses

2000

★★★★ Watched

That costume printing machine has to be the same technology as the mask machines in Mission Impossible

Ella Enchanted

2004

★★★★ Watched

Shockingly kind of peak. The escalator visual gag had me dying

Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning

2025

★★★½ Watched

Look, this movie has some bizarre pacing, cute albeit entirely unnecessary callbacks to previous films, way too many characters to balance (very funny for the character you gave nothing to do to say out loud "there's nothing for me to do"), and a general unmistakable sense that they did not plan out what to do next before finishing the previous film.

BUT the climax was one of the most insane things I've ever seen onscreen and it made my palms…

Pool Party Massacre

2017

★★★½ Watched

Completely fucking awful, I had the time of my life!

Murder Mystery 2

2023

★★½ Watched

I actually watched this yesterday and forgot to log it until now if that tells you anything

Murder Mystery

2019

★★★ Watched

Never before have I been more relieved that a movie was just fine

The Cobbler

2014

Watched

All the same problems as Click with none of the sauce

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

2016

★★★ 2

I think what ultimately prevents the magnificent Andor from elevating the installment it leads into, whereas something like Clone Wars did wonders for heightening the tragedy of Revenge of the Sith, is the fact that this film simply does not hinge on Cassian as a character the way Sith hinges on Anakin. Sure, I got more emotional at Cassian's fate in this film knowing the full context of his life, but before you get to that (and the ittedly still…

Bulletproof

1996

★★ Watched

Best thing about this was that they used the same dog from Babe Pig in the City