Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

2018

★★★★★ 1

My mom wanted to watch a Marvel movie and suggested either this or Captain America Brave New World. Idk do you guys think I made the right choice

Shakes the Clown

1991

★★½ Watched

Extremely boring in the first half, kinda peak in the second half

Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel

2009

★★ Watched

This is definitely gonna be #1 on the Betty Thomas ranking

Jim Henson Idea Man

2024

★★★½ Watched

Over the past 2 months I've had the pleasure of reading the excellent Jim Henson biography by Brian Jay Jones, which does an absolutely tremendous job of painting a portrait of who this guy is both creatively and personally. I wasn't expecting this documentary to include nearly the same level of detail, but I was nonetheless rather disappointed at how little I got a sense of Jim as a person from this. After a while it mostly becomes an engaging…

Singin' in the Rain

1952

★★★★½ Watched

Can't believe there are still mfs out there who hate musicals when this exists

Sully

2016

★★★ Watched

Completely inaccurate, he did not listen to Evanescence once

Ouija Shark 2

2022

★★ Watched

I don't even know where to start

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum

1966

★★★½ 1

Very fun but how do you cut that many songs from the original musical and still sleep at night

Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning

2023

★★★★½ Watched

Holy shit dude!!!!!!!! As awesome as the action and stunts in this series are, I think I'm a far bigger sucker for the espionage stuff that centers on the characters and what makes them tick. Grace's notable fear in the third act as a newbie to this game compelled me a lot more than the latest (still awesome, but expected) Tom Cruise stunt. Same goes for Benji and the bomb (he loves his friends <3)

THIS is the dramatic uptick…

Star Wars: Episode III – Revenge of the Sith

2005

★★★★ Rewatched

Oh who the fuck am I kidding this movie rules lol

Mission: Impossible – Fallout

2018

★★★★ Watched

HOLY SHIT THAT'S A HELICOPTER CHASE SCENE

This one's probably got the best third act in the series, which I think goes a long way in of making up for how rehashy the story is. Villain uses Julia to get to Ethan like in 3, threat of nuclear fallout like in 4, the same villainous group and the return of the main villain from 5. Hell, even the helicopters are an (albeit far expanded) echo of 1's climax. Yes,…

Pink Flamingos

1972

★★★½ Watched

Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks has canonically watched this movie