Me and my friends getting followed home by a granny in a vanny was NOT A CANON EVENT!!!

The night may have gotten a little crazy after the movie...but it wasn't even close to how CRAZY UNPARALLELED Across the Spider-Verse is.

I AM IN AWE OF - AND IN LOVE WITH - THIS MOVIE TEN TIMES MORE THAN I ALREADY WAS WITH ITSV.

THE WAIT TILL BEYOND WILL GO DOWN AS JUST AS AGONIZING AS THE WAIT FOR ENDGAME.

Every…

Watch #6 in the bag, babyyyyyy. How many times will it be before the anniversary of the limited release? Place your bets now!

One more quick note before getting started: I can't imagine acting with so many rotating colored lights in your face. That being said, I want one of those rigs for my room. Desperately.

OK, one LAST side note before actually starting: I don't mean to sound ungrateful for what Letterboxd provides at the Patron tier, but this…

Happy Superhero Day to me! That's right, I saw this last Friday...and then spent the next week trying to formulate my thoughts and how much even to say at all to the point that I didn't even get to flaunt my early screening. I still don't know where to start; let's just start at the end.

With Vol. 3 being a genuine grand finale on the story we've watched blossom across two prior volumes, two crossover bonanzas, and a holiday…

In concert. Transcendent.

Think I'm cursed around these SV movies though: ATSV opening night saw my friends and I followed home afterwards and this review is being written from a lyft back home 2 hours from the venue because my car got fucking stolen. My dinner and the book my sister gave me for my birthday were in there. San Jose gets a 1/2 star. Sorry Julia.

On an unrelated note, I'm taking applications to form a group of spider-themed…

Full disclosure: this was the first X-Men movie I ever saw. I don't know if I watched Deadpool before or not - I want to say I watched this on the flight out to Europe, and I know DP was on the flight back - but either way, we won't count that.

It's a testament to this movie that I still enjoyed it. I didn't love it the way everyone who'd seen twelve thousand movies with Hugh Jackman as Wolverine…

Before midnight, I was of the belief that, to keep my perfect ratings from becoming excessive, those rare 5/5s must elicit the feeling of watching a 5/5 at almost every moment. I've been scrutinizing my ratings of late, and wanting to ensure those at the top were indeed in a class of their own, I'd come up with that criteria - in retrospect, though it made sense at the time - somewhat arbitrarily. Before Sunrise reminded me that a story…

Seeing this again in minutes so I'll save the longer thoughts for that entry.

All that I've been thinking about since Tuesday is getting to see Ryan Gosling's comedic chops get absolutely UNLEASHED for almost two straight hours, and that's enough for me to hail this as one of the best movies of the year.

I could conceive of this going down to a 4 just because of some confused political messaging (kinda weird to pretend no woman has been…