Tea-Meter: 2/10

I think the main thing we should take away from this is:

STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR
STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR
COME ON FASTER ALL TOGETHER NOW COOKING CAN BE FUN
STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR
STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
HAVING FUN HAVING FUN ALRIGHT COMING ALONG NICELY NOW
STEP 3
WE ALSO
HAVE
TO BEAT
SO
ITS BEAT BEAT BEAT
STIR WHIP STIR WHIP BEAT BEAT STIR
STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR BEAT
STIR WHIP STIR WHIP WHIP WHIP STIR BEAT
HAHAHAAHAAAHAAAAAA

Tea-Meter: 9/10

Cherish your loved ones while you can. Thelma is a perfect balance of comedy and heart, and it deserves more recognition.

[REWATCH] Tea-Meter: 5/10

While being more accurate to its source material than its 2003 predecessor, Haunted Mansion somehow still manages to feel more insulting to the ride that inspired it.

Tea-Meter: 8/10

By all s, this movie doesn't make sense.