a big bloated heteronormative mess that makes all the silliest decisions in the world, going to such strenuous lengths to cancel out the last jedi that i couldn't help but enjoy it. the flashback sequence of luke and leia training with each other in the rain on some planet long ago was the first time i felt like the fantasy of star wars was back for me. expectations are so low that i've been pulled inside out; i'm inverted now.