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My life be aquatic (ESTEBAN WAS EATEN)

Favorite films

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me
  • The Worst Person in the World
  • Paris, Texas
  • La Chimera

All
  • Carnal Vessels

    ★★★★

  • Nathan for You: Finding s

    ★★★★★

  • The Phoenician Scheme

    ★★★★

  • Forgetting Sarah Marshall

    ★★★★

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Girlfriends

1978

★★★★★ Liked Watched

And when the day ends you never choose to stay

Good Time

2017

★★★★★ Liked Rewatched

✨  S B S  @  2 a m  c o r e  ✨

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Carnal Vessels

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

They matched each others Freak on a Friday!
Need I say more!

The Phoenician Scheme

2025

★★★★ Liked Watched

I’d bet my life on Zsa-Zsa Korda too

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Memoir of a Snail

2024

★★★★½ Liked 5

Became 10x more enjoyable when i found out from Adam Elliot that they used “sex lube” as the tears

Scary Movie

2000

★★★ 4

19 years later and yelling out “WAZZUP” to your friends is still comedy gold