M(e)agical and W(ho)arm

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
(I'm treating Dead Reckoning and Final Reckoning both as one movie) Maaaan, nothing here hits quite like Fallout. Not that this duology is bad, far from it. The Rabbit's Foot reveal, Ethan having to grapple with being the reason the Entity exists, Grace's character, Ilsa's death, Luther's sacrifice, THE FUCKING SUBMARINE SEQUENCE???? GOOD GOD THAT'S THE BEST ACTION SET PIECE OF THE ENTIRE FRANCHISE!; all of this is fantastic. I'm especially happy to have seen this part in particular in…
I know black comedies are supposed to poke fun at grim and dark situations but I feel like the scene where a woman attempts suicide by jumping, fails and screams in agony for a minute and a half while the main character apathetically demeans and mocks her so another woman will match with him is actually not funny.
My answers to Namie's Sonic x Shadow Shipping Exam:
1) Shadow, he cares for children; just like he did for Maria.
(Wrong)
2) Shadow cooks and cleans. Sonic makes the messes and is the messiest eater.
(Correct)
3) Sonic = Big Spoon, Shadow = Little Spoon
(Wrong)
4) Shadow wakes up earlier, Sonic sleeps in
(Correct)
5) Shadow's just a very vanilla person in general and Sonic loves exploration and danger. So Sonic is the freakier one methinks.
(Correct)
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