as soon as that third act starts i turn into timothée chalamet at a knicks game

one star for stitch, one star for billy magnussen. definitely a disney+ original (derogatory)

Final Destination: Generational Trauma

one of the last examples of The Great Historical Epic hollywood used to be known for but is now essentially - and unfortunately - nonexistent. the last hour here is some of the most enthralling and awe-inspiring filmmaking i’ve ever seen in my entire life. movies are fucking miracles man.

so glad i got to see this in a theater - couldn’t imagine experiencing it for the first time any other way. orlando bloom and eva green have two of the most beautiful faces i’ve ever seen on film. i hope ridley scott lives forever. VIVE LE CINÉMA

the mcu vs. the male loneliness epidemic

the ant 3 should be about ben affleck and the autism academy vs. rfk jr

even when taking into the wendigos and supernatural serial killers i can still think of worse fates than being trapped in a cursed time loop with three beautiful women

this is the only movie that should’ve beat brokeback mountain for best picture in 2005

i would also put up with all that for a first date with meghann fahy

edwin starr said it best

not every wife guy spy movie can be black bag

best watched with your dad as he reacts to every jason statham action sequence like a 13-year-old cheering for the chicken jockey